Momma's, don't let your babies grow up to be writers

Sheba Joyce: Why did we go into humanities?

Manny: Because it's "What i love to do".

Manny: Blech.

Sheba Joyce: I'll never let my kids say that shit.

Manny: I'll be like...but....what about....accounting?? Don't you love that too? or science!!!????

Sheba Joyce: They can be an environmental scientist or something.

Manny: I think what I'll do is as soon as my child comes out of the womb, I'm going to get it a chemistry set and a microscope.

Manny: And then a baby computer and get them into IT.

Manny: And if they write something, I'll say, "Oh this is terrible, better stick to science!"

Sheba Joyce: I told my sister to put a periodic table in the baby's crib.

Manny: And I swear to God if my child ever says they watn to major in Dance, I will disown them.