Monday, April 6, 2009

No like faxes

Manny: I hate when I lose important faxes.

Sheba Joyce: I hate when I get faxes.

Manny:I hate faxes period.

Manny: Archaic form of communication.

Manny: We might as well be drawing pictures on cave walls to communicate.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

TNHETUTY

Manny: Thank you.
Manny: or "TY" as my mom likes to say.
Sheba Joyce: Did you tell your mom "ynhetuty"
Manny: which means?
Sheba Joyce: "you're not hip enough to use TY"
Manny: She got a cool new phone and now uses web abbreviations or whatever they are called.
Sheba Joyce: I would say webreviations.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

This economy gives me a headache

Sheba Joyce: Turkey/Indonesia/Saudi Arabia want the IMF to recognize Islamic Finance. Well HELL!! I want Islamic Finance here too!
Sheba Joyce: It's actually on the G-20 summit agenda
Libertine: At the risk of sounding stupid, what's Islamic Finance?
Sheba Joyce: No interest--it's illegal to charge interest on borrwowed money in Islam
Libertine: OH FUCK YEAH
Long Pause
Libertine: So what happens if you don't pay? Before I get really excited?
Sheba Joyce: Probably public beheading
Sheba Joyce: I'm sure they just take the property back…….and your head
Libertine: Well, that would decrease the amount of defalts

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