A solution to nasty child birth

Sheba Joyce: They induced 16 hours ago.
Sheba Joyce: Having babies--for the birds.
Sheba Joyce: Well birds have eggs..
Sheba Joyce: Wouldn't it be funny if humans laid eggs?
Destiny: It would probably be less painful and much less dramatic overall. It would be better if you decided you didn't want it, just pop in the fridge and it's all over.
Sheba Joyce: There ya go..
Sheba Joyce: Or "accidentally" drop it...or just stop sitting on it.
Sheba Joyce: But then all the conservatives would try to dictate how we care for said egg.
Sheba Joyce: Shell control would be outlawed.
Destiny: Think how long maternity leave would last!
Sheba Joyce: No maternity leave....sit on your damn egg at work.
Destiny: We could get jobs as sitters, and the best part - no nursing! No pumping!
Sheba Joyce: That would be an awesome job. "Your job is to sit."
Destiny: I can't go out tonight. I have to sit on some eggs.
Sheba Joyce: I can't get that beer for myself...egg sitting.
Destiny: But you could take the egg to the bar
Sheba Joyce: That's right! You could drink while sitting!
Sheba Joyce: Drinking on the job.
Destiny: MUCH better than child birth.