I wanna be rich

Sheba Joyce: I just found 1 forint.
Sheba Joyce: that's Hungarian currency.
Sheba Joyce: Found it in the floor.
Sheba Joyce: It is mine!
Sheba Joyce: It is worth .0775 cents USD.
Manny: Ok, moneybags.
Manny: With your.0775 cents.
Sheba Joyce: Yeah, I know!

Viva la cubicle

JS: Did you know that today is the 40th birthday of the cubicle?

Manny: No way!! Where did you see that?

JS: Someone told me during our conference call.

JS: She said she heard it on NPR this morning.

Manny: I want to invent a time machine...

Manny: and go back in time...

Manny: and distract that person who invented cubicles.

JS: LOL

Manny: So he won't invent them and then we will all have real offices.

Manny: I'll take my pager with me and it will BLOW HIS MIND.

JS: Why can't the walls just go to the ceiling?

JS: And what's wrong with a door?

Manny: Yes, was he so against privacy?

Manny: Or maybe he was like..'Well I LIKE privacy...but not THAT much..."

JS: Ridiculous is what he was.

Higher education

Shelby Joyce: He really is in "golf college".
Shelby Joyce: I'm looking at his profile now.
D-Dawg: I want to be in sun tanning college.
Shelby Joyce: I want to be in "watching dvds" college
D-Dawg: Ohhh, those would be some fun classes.
Shelby Joyce: Manny wants to go to "sitting around in my pj’s" college.
D-Dawg: oh! Duel Degree! Sit in pj’s AND watch dvd's! With a minor in sun tanning!
Shelby Joyce: Nice!
D-Dawg: We could get our masters in chocolate tasting.
Shelby Joyce: oh interesting
D-Dawg: Our degree could be called B-LAZE. Bachelors of Liberal Arts in Zero Exertion.
D-Dawg: Get it? Be lazy.
Shelby Joyce: That is awesome my friend.
D-Dawg: I like it- it was an epiphany of sorts.

Work gets in the way of chatting

Sheba Joyce: I am going into a 12-5 meeting.
Sheba Joyce: How do you like them apples?
Manny: Oh I hate those apples!
Manny: HATE THEM!
Sheba Joyce: Sour apples.
Sheba Joyce: Wormy apples.
Manny: Rotten apples!
Sheba Joyce: Ok i'm going
Manny: Just go...don't make me more sad.
Sheba Joyce: Broken and sodden.

New Job Prospects

Sheba Joyce: I saw What Happens in Vegas .
Sheba Joyce: at the 1.50 theatre.
Sheba Joyce: It was actually funny
Sheba Joyce: Very funny .
D-Dawg: Cool.
Sheba Joyce: There was this whole bit...
Sheba Joyce: about how when guys are jerks.
Sheba Joyce: We should be able to pay someone to just knock on their door one day and punch them in the "junk",
Sheba Joyce: and when they say "why",
Sheba Joyce: the puncher gets to say "you know why!"
D-Dawg: lol
Sheba Joyce: It's called a professional junk puncher.
D-Dawg: funny
Sheba Joyce: I could take that job--actually I want that job.

A dangerous disease

Sheba Joyce: What if I have cat scratch fever?

Manny: Do you think that is what you have?

Sheba Joyce: I don't know...What is cat scratch fever? Is it like Teen Wolf?

Sheba Joyce: Will I turn into a cat sometime?

Manny: There are worse things...

Manny: I mean think about it.

Manny: A cat does nothing but eat and sleep ALWAYS.

Sheba Joyce: It would be awesome really.

Sheba Joyce: That could be my reason for resigning.

Sheba Joyce: "I quit--I'm a cat."

Manny: "I don't have time for work with all the eating and sleeping I'm required to do as a member of this species."

Sheba Joyce: It would be ok to have a fat stomach.

Manny: Sign me up.

Bacon, it's what's for dinner

Manny: We've been just throwing together meals of whatever we have in the freezer.
Manny: Like the other night we had BLT sandwiches and tortilla chips with cheez whiz.
Sheba Joyce: Sounds awesome if you ask me.
Manny: It was pretty damn sweet, honestly.
Manny: Actually it was just a BT -- no lettuce.
Sheba Joyce: Better anyway.
Sheba Joyce: Lettuce just gets in the way.
Manny: Yes, of the delicious bacon.
Manny: Why make it healther than it needs to be?

Our government -- staffed by Looney Toons

Sheba Joyce: I just had a phone conversation with someone at IRS..
Sheba Joyce: and i would swear it was a joke.
Sheba Joyce: He sounded like a cartoon character.
Manny: What did you guys talk about?
Manny: Dropping anvils on the road runner?
Sheba Joyce: It certainly would've been a fitting conversation.
Sheba Joyce: We laughed about how those tricky anvils always bounce back up and hit us.
Manny: Outsmarted by the roadrunner again...angry fist shake in the general direction of A.C.M.E.
Sheba Joyce: The road runner, he's a quick one.

Rules of chatting

Sheba Joyce: Why are you whispering with your little letters?

Manny: I don't mean to be.

Manny: Your letters look very big.

Sheba Joyce: Only because yours are too small!

Manny: Is this more appropriate?

Manny: See, it looks to me like we are both shouting now.

Sheba Joyce: Yes..

Sheba Joyce: but this is appropriate chat voice.

Sheba Joyce: *Use your chat voice.*

Manny: Noted.

Bad, but totally worth it

Sheba Joyce: So, day 3 of Atkins..
Manny: yes?
Sheba Joyce: and i just opened my cabinet.
Sheba Joyce: The honey bear was there...
Sheba Joyce: and he looked so tempting...
Sheba Joyce: so hot.
Sheba Joyce: I wanted him.
Sheba Joyce: I had to make someone take him out of my office.
Manny: What a nasty boy!
Sheba Joyce: Seriously.
Manny: All chubby...and sticky.
Sheba Joyce: Dripping with natural carbs...